So the entire basis of my blog is my job at BJ's Wholesale Club. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than there.
Almost every day that I walk in there I recoil in horror at the savages I am forced to serve. So finally I decided to write it down and share the stories.
Now in the interest of keeping my awful job I feel the need to explain to you that all of the stories of what I do are "works of fiction". But the animals that I talk about are 100% real.
From working there I have become numb to a child's crying and a strong supporter of eugenics programs.